Khloe Kardashian shared the last time she had sex and what it would take for somebody to get her in the bedroom.
Khloe Kardashian isn’t keeping up with anyone in the bedroom.
In fact, the Good American founder revealed during the March 20 episode of The Kardashians that it’s been a while since she’s had sex.
While talking to sister Kim Kardashian and hairstylist Chris Appleton who declared, “Let’s get Khloe laid,” the 40-year-old shared she’s not into that.
“I mean, I just haven’t’ been intimate in quite a long time,” Khloe—who shares kids True, 6, and Tatum, 2, with ex Tristan Thompson—said in a confessional. “So we’re going back to square one. Born again.”
Back at the table in Italy as Kim and Chris inquired more about Khloe’s lack of sex life, she revealed exactly how long it’s been.
“You’re obsessed with knowing that I haven’t’ had sex in so many years,” Khloe told her sister. “I could get someone to have sex with me, I just don’t want to have sex.”
However, the lack of sex hasn’t stopped Khloe from thinking about her dream scenario.
“On Instagram I saw somebody that married the Eiffel Tower, some food, a cell phone and something else,” Khloe—who was previously married to Lamar Odom from 2009 to 2016—quipped. “So, this might be me in the next couple of years, marrying something like my bed.”
“That would be nice,” she continued. “I marry my bed. I know who I’m coming home to every night. I know you’re just going to be there for me whenever I want. And snuggle me whenever I want. And you don’t talk back.”
Instagram/Khloe KardashianDoubling down on her declaration as the group left the restaurant, she said, “Guys, my love life is non-existent.”
Later in the episode, the topic of Khloe’s love life came up again while at the Andrea Bocelli concert. Kim joked the famous tenor should have performed at Khloe’s wedding, after taking the stage (and causing a stir) at both her 2014 wedding to Kanye West and Kourtney Kardashian’s 2022 wedding to Travis Barker.
“I don’t have a boyfriend. I don’t have anything yet, so I think we have time to ask him that,” Khloe told Kim. “I’m not even sleeping with anyone. TMI but—call me.”
Keep reading to look back at the Kardashians’ love lives…
Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for ABAKris Jenner
Why, yes, Kris Jenner and longtime love Corey Gamble are still doing amazing, sweetie. In 2014, the music industry insider approached the world’s most famous momager at fashion designer Riccardo Tisci‘s 40th birthday bash in Ibiza and “I just tried saying, ‘You’re beautiful. I’d love to get to know you,'” he shared on the family’s OG series, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, “and it went from there.”
Amy Sussman/Getty ImagesKourtney Kardashian
With all due respect for all the small things, Kourtney Kardashian‘s husband has made some pretty grand gestures throughout their yearlong marriage. Take her 44th birthday that saw her and Travis Barker take a trip up the California coast to Santa Barbara. The Blink-182 drummer marked the occasion by filling their room at the famed Kennedy Cottage with rose petals and gifting her with a $161,819 piece by artist Yoshitomo Nara.
The Poosh founder has fully embraced her new life as the girl at the rock show. And in November 2023, she and Travis welcomed their first child together, son Rocky Thirteen Barker.
